Why Read Eff Your Review's Horror Film Reviews?
Here on Eff Your Review, we believe that horror films are like spicy food. If someone who has never eaten spicy food before, eats a vindaloo, then they will only taste the overwhelmingly hot spices, making their experience not enjoyable. However, someone who eats spicy food regularly is used to the spices, and can actually appreciate the taste of the food, resulting in a totally different review on the same meal.
We found that a lot of horror films are often given wildly inaccurate reviews, based on the critic not even being a fan of the horror genre, let alone them having seen enough to give a review from an experienced perspective. Often a critic will negatively give a review on a horror film due to them seeing large amount of blood in it and their disgust can make them criticise the film. Even worse then that, they may witness a weak jump scare, but due to their lack of horror movie experiences, they believe that the jump scare was incredible, and therefore they conclude that it must be an amazing horror film.
Here at Eff Your Review, we have watched thousands of horror films and have reviewed every single one of them for you, with new reviews being released daily. We are truly obsessed with the horror genre, and wish to share this enthusiasm with you too.
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